Did somebody say Ship life? -Days of the week become countries - Taking a bath is considered a luxury - You have to be a contortionist to shave your legs - When you talk about how to spend your "hours off" not "days off".... - You have to turn on the tv to see the weather outside - When almost every night as soon as you close your eyes the alarm goes off - Hangovers can be blamed on seasickness - You haven’t had 10 minutes alone since you walked onboard - Arriving at a new country usually consists of finding the free wifi - You haven’t known what day of the week it is for 6 months - Being screamed at by a passenger condones chugging a beer on a bathroom break - Being solely responsible for tens of thousands of dollars with no sweat - Working less than 10 hours is considered to be "an easy day". - You know there will always be white rice for breakfast/lunch/dinner - It’s been 4 days since you’ve stepped outside - You’ve just spent a 13-hour day with the same people, so you go to dinner and happily spend the rest of the night with them - Packing a variety of costumes fora contract is smart - You can survive with 3 pairs of jeans for 6 months - Seeing the captain at the gym is like seeing a movie star grocery shopping - You smile even if you’re having a bad day - When you’re in the real world you stop yourself from saying hello to random people walking past you - Walking across the hallway and knocking replaces the need for a cellphone - If you get a job on land you’ll feel naked without a name badge - You’re so far from home but seem to be surrounded by your family
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 05:53:40 +0000
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