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Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife: Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached home yet. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair ? Husband: Changes according to the season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Pant suit or dress..... I dont remember exactly. Inspector: Was she going in a car Husband: yes sir!!. Inspector: tell me the number, name & color of the car ? Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generatin 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which uses light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. . And then the husband started crying... Inspector: Dont worry sir, we will find your car... Lollll

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