Doctor Coxs Saturday Surgery. Doctor Cox would like to thank you all for all your letters last week. I hope my help and advice proved useful. Doctor Cox had a letter from an elderly gentleman, who was experiencing some problems in the bedroom. Doctor Cox advised him to go to his local aquarium and purchase an electric eel. Doctor Cox then advised the elderly gentleman to fill his bath tub with warm water and allow the electric eel to swim between his thighs, administering small electric shocks to his groin area to stimulate the blood flow. Doctor Cox also advised the elderly gentleman to ask his partner to join him in the bath tub, so that the electric eel could stimulate her lady button, (also known as the clitoris, or little man in a boat). Well, Doctor Coxs advice certainly did the trick, because the elderly gentleman and his wife have been going at like hammer and tongs for the whole of the Christmas holiday. After Christmas comes New Year. A time of rebirth, new starts and New Years Resolutions. Doctor Cox has acquired a middle aged paunch of late, which he has resolved to remove in the New Year. Doctor Cox is going to detox and change his diet. One of the best ways to stay lean and healthy is to eat a Mediterranean diet of peppers, olives, courgettes, peppers, red onions and garlic. The Mediterranean diet helps to thin the blood, improve circulation, and maintain a healthy heart. A glass of red wine is good for the heart and circulation too, but Doctor Cox has to admit that he has been somewhat exceeding the dosage of red wine quite substantially, so another of his resolutions for the New Year is to reduce his intake of the red grape. Doctor Cox was once a lean, mean, racing snake of a fellow and a veritable Lothario in his hey-day. Plenty of fresh fruit is another essential requirement for staying young, fit and healthy, especially pomegranates and pineapples. Pomegranates are natures very own natural viagra, (elderly gentleman please take note), and pineapples are meant to make you horny as well. Pineapples are also rumored to make your gentleman seed taste better. So, if you want a blow job from your good lady, eat a pineapple. Doctor Cox will be drinking plenty of pineapple juice and pomegranate juice in the New Year. By March, Doctor Cox will be a veritable racing snake once more. Well, Doctor Cox would just like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very healthy, happy and prosperous New Year. As always, I look forward to reading your letters. Happy New Year from Doctor Cox.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 11:34:20 +0000
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