Doing my 20 facts thing since I dont want that hora Miriama Lilly Turagabeci swearing at me...okayts... 1. My full name is Alexander Frederick Patrick Elbourne. sounds so blerrie English eh? The truth of course is a lot different. 2. When I was a kid, this woman prayed over me and told my mother that Id be followed all my life by a two-headed demon. Cheerful eh. 3. I was supposed to be adopted by my aunt and uncle in Lautoka which is why I was born there and not in Suva. According to my mother... 4. She was in labour for 36 hours, I was a breech birth and almost drowned in the birth fluids. After that, she changed her mind about adoption. 5. I was bumped by a car when I was 8 years old. Almost died. Again. 6. When I was in class 8 I did not want to go to Marist. I wanted to go to Grammar. Thank gods my cousins and uncles changed my mind. 7. Ive got the ugliest MBHS tattoo on my left arm. Done by my very drunk uncle when I was only 14. Three needles taped together and jab that shit... 8. My first ever crush was a girl named Natasha Yee...our neighbour in Kavu Place, Namadi. 9. I have trouble sleeping. My favoured method of falling asleep is to hyperventialate until I slip into unconsciousness. 10. I had my first joint when I was 13, my last when I was 16...because it made me sick. Then I started smoking cigarettes. :( 11. I spent one year in Ratu Mara Hostel when I was in Form 7. SLAVES! 12. I am a control freak though I try and hide it as much as possible. 13. Im easily hurt, like really easily so I cover that shit up with bluster and bravado. 14. I played hockey in school. Mostly because we knew thats where the beer was. Modris... 15. I started questioning my faith 14 years ago during the rioting in Suva. 16. Ive been punched by cops twice. Both when I was in my teens. 17. My friends and I had a group/wannabe gang in MBPS called Stassi...hahahaha! 18. I did a lot of steeping school when I was in school. In form 7, one term I was absent for 35 days. One term mana. 19. I never knew my dad. He never knew me. Until the day I walked into his office, introduced myself, flipped him the double bird and walked out of there like a boss. Haaha! It was a stupid, childish thing to do but hey I was a stupid child (was about 19 I think). 20. Ive noticed that with age, Im getting a bit pompous. Sorry about that :) DONE!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:52:13 +0000
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