> > Dont know if Jeff Foxworthy really said these but they are great just the same. > > > > > > > > Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, > > > > the Polish, the Chinese, the French Newfies etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? > > >Well we then need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness ….. > > >Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim > > > > > >6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > >10. If you find this offensive and dont forward it, You may be a Muslim. > > > > > > > > >
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 03:31:07 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015