Dont question my google searches, but I just found a book called Lobster about a lobster on the Titanic who is about to be boiled as the ship starts sinking and falls in love with the girl who ate his father. I cant make this up. Copied from Amazon, the description is below. Congratulations. Some of you are getting this for Christmas from me. The latest in Dedaluss Euro Shorts series is a surreal anti-fairy tale featuring a bizarre trio of star-crossed lovers. Plucked rudely from the sea, Lobster finds himself in a tank in the Titanics dining room, watching in horror as Angelina, a beautiful young opium addict, devours his father. Lobster himself is dropped into boiling water three days later, but is saved when the Titanic hits the iceberg and, red but alive, hes sent careening through the flooding ship. He finds Angelina trapped in the death grip of her male companion, frees her with his pincers, realizes that he feels human lust for her and, in a startling scene, brings her to her first-ever orgasm. They escape to a lifeboat, but Lobster falls overboard, and the books next movement concerns the lovers attempts to experience such ecstasy again. Angelina loses her clitoris to the pincers of the wrong lobster, and Lobster, feasting on Titanic dead, befriends Jules, a Newfoundland tattoo artist/fisherman, whom he hopes will somehow take him to Angelina. Meeting Angelina on a ship to France, Jules (whos brought Lobster along in a basket) falls in love with her too. With its fortuitous encounters and near misses, its moments of sweet affection and suicidal despair, Lecasbles tale manages to be both tender and appalling. (Feb.) Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 01:44:24 +0000
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