Dreadful news.the bloog tusker has a bowel blockage.for 26 days he - TopicsExpress



          

Dreadful news.the bloog tusker has a bowel blockage.for 26 days he has been unable to pass stools of waste.his stomach his tender hard and swollen making it impossible to bend or move.last night the tusker howling in pain touched the heart strings of his beloved jess.in an attempt to alleviate his discomfort jess tried a strange method aimed to induce the passing of a sizeable turd poked a brush handle up his rectum.she poke at first with shallow jabs but attained little in result.so she gave the brush one almighty thrust jabbing the brush handle two feet into the tuskers bowels.the tusker screamed out in pain.you have burst my kidney.jess pulled out the stick and darted back to a place of safety before a large fart sounded followed by a twenty foot jet of what can only be described sausage like shit
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:44:17 +0000

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