Dringk Dringk. “Hello” “Eddie, have you got a spare slave?” “What kind would you like Sir - Arab, Black, White, Yellow or Green or just a none believer?” “Im not interested in its colour, but can he cook and if its female can it fook?” “I have a man called sixpence with twin sons called Tickie. I have kept them in the cellar for 16 years and can give you a special offer as long as the the slaves dont mutter. That they have been living all of the time on a a pound of butter...” “It sounds like you are are flogging some cheap lard. No deal.” Click...Bleeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 18:02:36 +0000