Due to the fact that someone not legally trained or credible told me Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, including the strangers profiles I clicked on because they looked cute, I state: at this date of January 4, 2015, in response to the status updates I saw that must be true because they said #FACT at the end, pursuant to articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, and in the vague hope my girlfriend doesnt find out Ive been talking to an ex, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data drawings, paintings, photos, video, text,etc. published on my profile and my page, even the ones I stole from other peoples profile or page, like this notice. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times which shall only be granted by means of selfies. Those who read this text have done well to get this far as the Internet has seriously reduced our attention span (see next post about the dangers of oh look theres a cat). You can do a copy/paste on your Facebook wall. This will allow you to look all clever and legal and shit. By this statement, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, broadcast, lend, copy, play on an oil rig or school,or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and or its incoherent, often misspelt and regularly self-indulgent and dull content. The actions mentioned above also apply to employees, students, agents and or other personnel under the direction of Facebook including the devil, Mark Zuchaberg and John from accounts Facebook is now a big scary monster. All members are invited to publish a notice of this kind, or if they prefer, you can copy and paste this version. By copy and pasting this version, you will be using my works and by doing so signing over the rights of your first born to Facebook for the purposes of Lolcatz experimentation. If you have not published this statement at least once, you may be beamed up into space and lose all rights to exist on earth, as per Facebooks terms and conditions that nobody reads. For more info, visit EveningHarold
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 14:50:08 +0000
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