During their annual physical checkup and vaccination last month, each child additionally received the implant between their pointing finger and thumb. Some parents took issue with the school’s approach, claiming the schools did so without their foreknowledge or consent. Superintendent Gerald Morgan of the Carbon County school district tells National Report that most of these complaints come from families with heavily rooted religious backgrounds. Xenophobia and superstitions are a common affliction among rural communities. Many fringe Christian sects believe Obama to be the anti-Christ and the RFID chip the Mark of the Beast spoke about in their Book of Revelations. During the Second Coming and the arrival of the “Anti-Christ” all of humanity supposedly will be forced to accept the mark or perish. However, any who receive the brand of the Anti-Christ will be punished by the Christian God with eternal damnation. The rest of the Wyomingites were ecstatic to welcome their town’s children into the fold. Citizens say they’ve never felt better since accepting the Obamacare RFID implant and are proud to be torch carriers for a safer and brighter future.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 13:23:29 +0000
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