ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend. The Labour leader revealed that he and Keith had been lifelong friends after meeting under a tree in the Milibands’ back garden when they were both nine years-old. He said: “Me and Keith enjoy the football matches, the lager and those sandwiches that have lots of bacon in them.” Miliband nodded and laughed before adding: “Keith was just saying that I’m a ‘twat’ when it comes to the sandwiches. That’s very Keith. “He also said that life under the coalition is really awful and I’m the only person who understands.” Miliband nodded again, while looking serious, and then said: “Keith was just telling me that some friends of his had been thinking of voting UKIP until he told them what a great guy I was. Thanks, chief.” The Labour leader then held his right arm out as if it was around someone’s shoulder and added: “Keith and I are also working on a new law to stop decent boozers going all poncey.” This man thinks he could become a Prime Minister of the UK. he has said it was Keith who stole part of his conference speech relating to UK deficit and immigration. I can take Jimmy Stewart more seriously.https://youtube/watch?v=VvfXvW2wsuQ He is a man who will say ANYTHING to further his personal political ambitions. He is all that is bad about the Westminster cess pit
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 21:11:19 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015