EPISODE 21 With the wedding out of the way and me being 12 weeks pregnant, I wonder to myself when am I going to break the news to my family? I’m going to start showing one of the days and before that happens I have to let the secret out. I already have a slight bulge because of my slim figure, people look at me weird because I’ve always been so weight conscious. I’ve never used herbalife or slimming caps, it’s just hard for me to pick u weight because I’m so active. And every time I try telling Joey or Mom, something else comes up. And with Mike’s deadline, I have not much time on my hands. Who do I tackle first? Mom or Joey?? Or both??? Or should I just write them a letter? NO! Telling them by mouth, would be better… Argh, there’s still some time to think about that. I have 2 weeks for my final paper, have so much to do and so little time. Atleast sending Joey and RUNAWAY Sarah for their honeymoon is sorted. I settled on sending Joey and Runaway Sarah to Dubai because Elite Travel and Tours had the greatest deals to offer. I might be rich but hey I’m Indian, Money is Money and I save as much as I can where I can. A bargain is something not to miss out on! Who wouldn’t jump to a good priced opportunity? And with a wife like Runaway Sarah, shewee. “Are you a 5 star traveler? (I smell Sarah), Do you want to explore the world in comfort? (I smell Sarah) At Elite Travel and Tours we offer packages catered to suit your individual travel needs (I still smell Sarah) . Get your quote today… (And that’s all ME, being the impatient person that I am) Contact: [email protected] or call 071 360 5786 or log on to the website (which I did) at elitetravelandtours.co.za” I really have to stop calling her Runaway Sarah, she’s now my sister in law, officially, and we going to be sharing space. If I call her that by mistake infront of everyone, it would be disastrous. I wonder if Joey is going to get her, her own flat. She gave him an ultimatum, 4 months to get her a flat and her own car. We can afford it but Joey wants to earn things on his own strength. He doesn’t want to even discuss it with mom or dad. Knowing my parents, they’ll get them a top class, fully furnished flat as a gift, but Joey won’t accept, I know because they put the offer on a golden platter. Runaway Sarah was all too happy but Joey declined their request. My parents were too proud with his decision, but his in laws were fuming. Saying that his stupid for turning their gift down because their daughter needs to live in a palace of her own. Like this house ain’t good enough for her??? Anyways, he needs to live with it, since it was entirely his choice to marry her. A sister-in-law, I’ve heard so many stories about “THE SISTER-IN-LAW”, she must just try any of those tricks on me, and she won’t know what hit her. All those stories about the sister in law skinnering about everybody in the house to others, carrying tales just to “make the circle bigger”, fake friendship circle that is! Mike and I have been hitting things of really well the past couple of weeks, his been really sweet and watching my every move. I never thought he would turn out this way. Bringing me Oreo Mc Flurry’s and Chocolate cuppa cakes from Mc D’s whenever I liss. Yes the cravings have been going wild recently, for sweet things. Apparently I’m carrying a boy, that’s what Mike said after he heard his mother speaking to some cousin about cravings. Oh and I’ve been given strict instructions to read Surah Yusuf and Surah Mariam as much as I can, honestly in my life that is simply telling me read Surah Yusuf and Surah Mariam every Friday. Because I only read on a Jummah. That’s how I’ve become. That’s how EVERYONE from the group is gone! Even in school, we read the 4 sunnat and 4 fardh, slap dash, up down touch the ground and finished. Then we sit and analyze everyone’s socks and the size of their bums. So back to Surah Mariam and Surah Yusuf, for a girl or boy, the baby comes out Masha Allah, said Mike. I couldn’t stop myself from smiling at him every time he told me something regarding “lill man”. I still can’t believe he accepted it. I never expected Mike to be this type. Before Joey and Sarah get back from Dubai I have to have his room done up for the both of them. First things first, I have to tidy up Joe’s cupboards and throw out all old clothes which he hoarded over these years. I kid you not. This boy has clothes that mum bought him literally 10 years ago, the same red jockeys I teased him about is still in this cupboard. EEEEGGGHHHHHH….!! In no mood to start working on it today, I decide to go back to my room and rather concentrate on my English essay on Shakespear. Man oh man, the things people come up with now days, DID YOU KNOW? Shakespear was a muslim. His name was actually Sheikh Spear? LOL Oh and he did not write any of the plays he claimed it was his when the author died, he just worked as the cleaner. He did not know how to read and write. Like really???? I completed my essay in an hour, walking around the house bored, I decide to go to Joey’s room to make a list of what was needed and allocate cupboards equally (Sarah getting more). I have to get them something that matches. They are probably the 2 most boring people alive. I don’t know how they manage to be around each other so much, they show no signs of love. I mean Mike and I have matching watches, matching jeans and even matching tshirts which has a picture of us at the Zoo Lake in our boat. I have him on mine and he has me on his, and we ALWAYS wearing it together. Sitting and thinking of what to get them that matches I try to think of Joey’s favourite colour, I never bothered to ask him because he always wears his white or beige kurta’s, well he is sort of fashionable after meeting Sarah because now days I see his beard straightened, I can smell that pink butterfly GHD of Sarah’s all over his beard and that Tresemme after straightening lotion and silicone. And now with leather kurta’s, name brand takkies, name brand jeans under the kurta, folded up above the ankles, and Jean Gautier Le Male perfume, yes his a 5 time namaazi, its fine to wear perfume on the clothes as long as its removed before salaah. Or something like that, the thought of that makes me laugh out loudly, and I get a puzzled look from Palesa. Runaway Sarah managed to make my brother a plastic. But he tries to keep it on a down low here at home. Oh brighten up lady, stress and seriousness gets you nowhere in life. It just adds to your wrinkles and gives you grey hairs, and then people say: “ITS NOT GREY HAIR, ITS STRESS HI-LIGHTS”, you in denial people, ITS GREY HAIR, CAUSE YOU OLD!!!! This page is proudly sponsored by Elite Travel and Tours, travel in comfort. ) Contact: [email protected] or call 071 360 5786 or log on to the website at elitetravelandtours.co.za Xx FS
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 13:39:14 +0000
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