England Criticised In a startling new development the Pope has criticised the attack, attack mentality of the England football team. Maybe it was understandable against certain South American countries where cannibalism is still a problem but against the Vatican it was just as misguided as Tony Blairs similar strategy when he managed England in 2003. He also thinks that the tactic of withdrawing the goalkeeper for the penalty shoot-out was too risky. Just because England players freeze in front of an open goal this is not necessarily universally true he said. Meanwhile in a startling new development, the Prime Minister, David Cameroons, who has been heavily criticized for selling off all Englands best players, has announced, in an effort to regain the high ground, a special task force to go to the United States to study soccer tactics. Meanwhile in a startling new development Ian Fishtail, the Scottish Leader, has called for a British team. What is the use of having all these tiny little football teams when we could combine our efforts and be world-beaters as we did in the 1707 world cup. Just imagine a team with Gareth Bale, Wayne Rooney and Dennis Law all together, Meanwhile in a startling new development [thats enough startling new developments -Ed.]
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 04:45:16 +0000
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