Even the old west knew..... >>>> W e all need a chuckle these days................... >>>> Lone Ranger & Tonto >>>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they >>>> got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. >>>> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, Kemo >>>> Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? >>>> The Lone Ranger replies, I see millions of stars. >>>> What that tell you? asked Tonto. >>>> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, Astronomically >>>> speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially >>>> billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time >>>> wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. >>>> Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. >>>> Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Whats it >>>> tell you, Tonto? >>>> You dumber than an Obama voter, Kemosahbee. It means someone >>>> stole the tent. >>>>
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 21:22:38 +0000