Every Pregnant woman gets to the point where she is too heavy to do anything, it is the point where she no longer walks but Rolls like a Mollasses tank from Nzoia Sugar company..( here more mollases than sugar is produced). It is at this stage that her face is about a meter away from her front, this is the stage where she fits alone in a kitchen, coughs like a poshomill and eats like a combined harvester. it becomes more serious when she can no longer take a shower and must be helped.....( have you ever washed a lorry,? then you know how many times u go round it). War unto you if you depended on your wife for every chore around and without. The son of Elukhunje was a man under Depression. As you know apart from yapping about his luxurious cottage couteous of Ronaldhinos 1997 world cup photo on his wall, the only other serious thing he could do was Presiding over the increment of population in Elukhunje..Now Nekesa the coblers daughter who also served as his pregnant wife, pussypoyi his pregnant cat and feresitika his pregnant dog were all at this critical stage of there pregnancy. Every morning they formed a Coalition of the Pregnant creatures of the son of elukhunje and sat there as if addressing a press conference. The son of elukhunje is a stressed man, he has to got to the river, fetch water, clean the house, prepare food, wash his pregnant creatures( these were the roles of Nekesa,) after which he has to look for rodents around the house and kill them, go to the kitchen steal the milk he bought and drink it..( the roles of pussypoyi the cat) then at night stay outside the cottage and scare away invaders by barking loudly..When the night becomes boring he has to look for Pultosa to keep him company...~ these were the roles of Ferasitika his dog.. ( pultosa is the chiefs dog that impregnanted ferasitika). any volunteers please save the son of elukhunje from these tasks. in the meantime Aicheekimaiyo is still providing beefed up security in elukhunje athough robbers stole his rabbits yesterday.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 09:50:23 +0000