Excellent. After years of trying, I just finally got a compensation claim cold caller to lose his temper with me. Get in!!! Hello Sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years? Straight to the point, eh? Who are you? My apologies Sir, Im from Blackburn Council. Of course you are. Can I have a new blue recycling bag? No Sir, Im an investigator for the claims department, have you been involved in an accident in the last 3 years? Of course you are. Yes, Ive had an accident. Have you claimed compensation? No. Were you the driver? No. So you were a passenger? No, I was walking through the house in my socks when I stubbed my toe on a table leg and it really hurt. Sir, you cannot claim for that injury. Even though it hurt? Sir, have you been in a road traffic accident? No, but I can slip, trip or fall at work if you prefer? Youve had an accident at work? No, but I can if you want. Will I get enough to pay for a holiday? Have you had an accident or not Sir? No, but I still need a blue bag for the plastic and cans. Sir, I dont know about that I am the Investigator. Is that like the Terminator but with a clipboard instead of a gun? SIR HAVE YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT? No. You are wasting my time and yours. No Im not because Im getting paid for this. Lets chat. Have you had any accidents in the last 3 years? Sir I am going now. No dont, you sound like a decent guy and this is fun. SIR YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME. Lets meet for lunch. DONT WASTE MY TIME!!! .....and then he was gone. I enjoyed that a lot.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 12:10:47 +0000
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