FFS. Im Cujo Aver and I like to get my paws all dirty in my tray and wet in the sink constantly and then climb all over every single surface in the house and when you lift me down I will immediately in a fluid muscular motion leap back up and leave filthy pawprints over everything and if there are flowers in a vase I will claw and bite them until they are shredded and then knock the vase over and sniff at the spilled water and then skitter away sideways and then bat and claw at anything I can find and I will climb like a raccoon up everything and do ridiculous leaps to any place I can see and if I dont quite make it I will wildly claw until I am back up and then I will get my paws dirty again and tramp over any laptops available and knock all their settings off and then I will randomly bite and claw at Marshall Aver until he cannot bear it any more and then I am teaching myself to operate doorhandles and I WILL BE SEEN AND HEARD AT ALL TIMES.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 19:30:19 +0000
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