FML MOMENTS! Brought to you by: Henry’s Hamburgers! I’m in the mood for some real food, I’m in the mood for some Henry’s, on M-139 in Benton Harbor! Also brought to you by Harbor Country Hydroponics in New Buffalo! Get growing with a complete 1000 watt sun system set up, bulb, ballast and hood now only $199 • Today, I walked into the bathroom and could hear my 13 year old daughter using the shower head as a vibrator! FML • This morning I rushed to a dentist’s appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, “Ah that’s alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands.” FML • Last night I made my husband watch Jurassic Park. For some weird reason he had never watched it. At the end of the movie he commented on how amazed he was that they could “train those dinosaurs” to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML • Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he’s adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 20:14:05 +0000