FUN TYM It was february 14 on valentines day and Akpors decided to take his girl frnd Ekaite to a Chiness restaurant. He had ordered her to meet him at d gate of d restaurant on d apointed date. Akpors waited for exactly 5min befor he saw his gelfrnd alightin frm a taxi. The taxi parked and out of itcame out Akpors gelfrnd Ekaite. Akpors couldnt beliv his eyeswhen he saw anoda 3 fat fat girls wit big mouth alightin frm d taxi wit his gelfrnd. Akpors was abt 2 faint . His girlfrnd introduc dem to him. "Baby Meet my frnds Ikechi,Sandra and Amara. " Ekaite said. Akpors was speechless, wit mouth wide open and nodin his head like agama Lizard. In his heart he was tinkin (nawao. Whch kind wala b dis na. Dis girl don kil me die o. Na so persn dey die. Dem tnk say i dey pluk money 4 tree. God deliva me o. Four girls over N5,000. God wher ar u.) They all went into d Restaurant sat down in a round table and a waiter, a very clean Chines guy offer them a book containin d food list, to pik in turn d food they want to buy, u knw dos chines food is dificut to cal. U only pik d numbers. . Akpors was d first persn to pik. He piked no 1. And dat was just coke. As a big boy e no fit fulk up. He got to save mor money 4 d oda girls. Ekaite was d second to pick. She said: "giv me no 6 and no 7 and no 8 and then no 23. Tnk u. Ikechi turn:(flipin thru d pages of d buk) give me no 30, and em no 60 and eem em! no 51 then No 82 no 83 no 84 and and finaly giv me no 90. Tnk u. Akpors was abt 2 faint. But faint no come .. Sandra turn: giv me page 1, page 3 page 6 and and then page 9. Akpors by now is sweatin profusely. Amara Turn: give me give me,.. Em em frm page 9 to page 23.. Akpors faint himsef. Akpors! Akpors!! they pour water on Akpors no way. Akpors is now in hospital Ekaite is feedin hm Milk and Malt. #EDDIE#
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:09:37 +0000
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