FUNNY WORLD CUP RULES FOR THE LADIES FROM GENTLEMEN: 1. For the - TopicsExpress

FUNNY WORLD CUP RULES FOR THE LADIES FROM GENTLEMEN: 1. For the full WC period, the TV remote shall be in my pocket. 2. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules, no silly questions will be tolerated. 3. If you miss the line up, please do not ask, who is that guy? 4. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. 5. We shall watch any soapy, reality show, romantic or african movie as long as they shoot it in brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams. 6. Its the WC and there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in 4 years, so dont ask if its the same as the game from last week. 7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We wont go. 8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning. 9. No conversation will be entertained during penalties. 10. Ronaldo the brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Zimbabwe and South Africa did not qualify, and there is a 5 hour time difference between Rio De Janeiro and Harare so please, no stupid questions.