Fair to say the list of things they dont tell you about little boys is looong! If little girls are a never ending emotion roller coaster ride, little boys are we whole damn amusement park! Buy Clorox wipes, put them on your baby shower gift list, stock up! You have to train them to wipe the pee off the toilet, off the floor, off the wall?? and to put the lid down as soon as you can!! They find their balls and are fascinated with them for YEARS? Buy Febreze, again put it on your shower gift list, boys hit an age and there is this smell that comes out of their room--here is where you have to impress upon them good hygiene! You as a mom DO NOT want some chick talking about how he doesnt shower on the weekends and only brushes when he has to go to work, and admit it, we have friends who have told us these stories!! There is a 50 percent chance you are going to have a boob boy that grows into a boob man, teach him females have brains and a face too! They are sweet and endearing, and then they are arrogant and condescending, but be patient, they will return and the way they treat you, will be a direct reflection of how they treat women. You might not have to buy cosmetics, a closet full of clothes or numerous pairs of shoes, but you will be buying video games, bikes, sports equipment, and knives. There will a need to check his pockets before every wash, and you will keep a stash of rocks and other treasures for years that you collect out of them. And last, but not least, I dont really want to get into the long showers or lotion shortage, lets just call it a night;)
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 02:50:19 +0000
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