Fellow comrades we must boycott the friendzone and revolt against this frivolous act that makes you less valuable than a doorknob! Comrades under the leadership of UBAFZSA (United Brothers Against The Friendzone South Africa) we will demand a negotiated settlement of atleast Friends With Benefits. Comrades counter-revolutionary forces popularly known as yellowbone will attempt to derail us from our revolutionary mandate but comrades as disciplined members we know you will not be distracted. Propaganda will be utilized against us that we cannot afford to take them to Newscafe, Taboo, Kong, Cocoon, that we cannot afford their counter-revolutionary weaves but comrades we are not going to play into their hands, the story of our pockets is not yet a good story to tell but comrades do not allow yourself to fall prey in the friendzone where you will be exploited, where tenderpreneurs will claim easy victories weekend after weekend. Comrades we will boycott yellowbones to the highest order because they are largest contributing factor to the current friendzone pandemic that has gripped the country. The friendzone seeks to reduce you honourable members to the status of Public Protectors office which is soon to be an NGO, comrades we shall not be led astray by caramel looking individuals that look like they bath in Ultra-Mel custard when millions of our people do not have access to clean water a mere basic necessity, we know when you see them in their high heels, short skirts, tight jeans, nails done hair done everything did, you will be tempted bt comrades on approach you will notice this sushi eating, caviar seeking, champagne sipping liker of things will totally annihilate the little resources that you have. Comrade this battle will not be fought and won in your bedrooms or guesthouses and hotels but in the streets, we must be sober minded and resolute and clearly articulate that the friendzone is not an African practice. the friendzone is not a picnic, the friendzone is not paradise, the friendzone is not a theatre. Comrade a support group will be established to assist the victims of this unacceptable practice, comrades behind your back they say you call a Jaccuzi Jacques, they say your english is beyond repair but they drink your money. it cannot be correct.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 08:34:37 +0000
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