Fellow countrymen across The Seven Kingdoms, I hereby declare that from this day forward I shall no longer empty my purse at the urging of the Marketers of conventional household cleaning products, products that would would make make a High Lords Treasury seem a mere pittance. Nor shall I squander my valuable time at the urging of Hippies who would try to convince me that the only effective and safe household cleaners require one to render the oil from rose hips and boil it for 3 hours whilst stirring in essence of lemon oil every 5 minutes, followed by adding pixie dust that can only be acquired from a drum circle at the top of the Himalayas. I shall clean House Dahman with a cheap and easy mixture of 1 part dish soap, 1 part vinegar, and 2 parts water, with lemon juice added as I see fit. Join me, friends, in slaying both the Marketers and the Hippies, and we shall save our money and our sanity. Defend the Wall!
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 21:27:55 +0000
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