Finally made it to me final destination. Just a few miles up the road from Alices Restaurant ( yes that Alices Restaurant). 10 hours or calm cool highway driving, decent traffic, beautiful scenery, dope jams. Then oh my Fricking horneytoads. Car has been pulling to the left whole trip figured the guys at the auto center messed up the alignment, pull over to get get gas and tire is on its way to flat on the bottom. An hour and 7 gas stations later I found a working air pump. Not quite a half hour later I pull over and check the tire and it is getting low again. A can of flat fix and it is holding air. Get off the NY State Throughway pay toll, attendent tells me my left front head lamp is out, yay! 500 yards from toll booth at traffic light sits Johnny Law we pass he u-turns and lights me up, I wait and wait until two more officers join our impromptu get together. I got bonus points for answering the $64000 questuin; Do you know why I pulled you over Another 15 minutes running plates, license, etc. Have a good night and away I go having made 3 new friends. Not 15 miles down the road, another making of a new friend that takes only 10 minutes, since I had the practice run a few moments ago. Lots of wildlife here abouts, deer, ooo another deer, mother fu.... the sucker can jump high, third one jumped across my hood, he was male and he was not circumcised. While I pull over and scrape out my shorts. Ooo isnt that cute a Opossum runs in front of my car, and next his/her (sorry did not get as close a look as the deer) friend the racoon does the dash and finally a fox, I think was a fox, I cant say for sure because this time I just closed my eyes and whimpered. So the voice in my head says to me, yo buck-o it is 2am and I am not sure you could have any more hints that it is time to pull over and get a room, yes I know you are almost there but seriously, flat tire, burnt headlight, 2 police stops, 6 wildlife a prancing and one foofy braaaain. Suck it up and get some sleep So the first motel I come to, as I pass one of the units two guys wearing bandanas over their faces stumble out. Exit stage left do not collect $200. Next one sign says open but not a light or living soul to be seen. Third times the charm, right? Oh so wrong, Vacancy sign lit, very old grizzly gent informs no rooms at the inn for me or my ass. One other car in the parking lot besides mine. He stares I just move my mouth and no sound escapes. I thank him and hit the road. 10 minutes to my destination some idiot rides his bike right in front of my car. Scared the crap out of me again, the deers I at least saw, this idiot cane from nowhere. Just a few more minutes. Oh please no, just wobbling on the curb, trying light a cigarette, maybe, but his hands and head are never on the same place, and there he goes, tiiiiimbeeeeeeer, face plant into the street. I pull through the light stop, get out and ask if he is all right. I am pretty sure ne Rd if snirt ffffphm hecccghni signifies Bloody awesome, thanks mate but to be sure I pick him up sorta and get him set down on the curb, and wait for it, wait........ red and blue lights, Yippee! !!! and he wants to know what I am doing, not the guy sitting on the curb (sorta) still trying (sorta) to light what is left of his cigarette and blood pouring out his nose? Nope he wants to know what the big idiot standing there with paper napkins in his hand looking like a deer in the headlights is doing. I shall give you only my portion of the conversation: License? uh huh in the car. No I just had it out because of the broken headlight. Here ya go, registration and insurance papers too. Ummmm besides being kinda drunk, and falling down (he is now completely horizontal again, mostly on the curb), and bleeding pretty profusely I havent a clue. Yes I am a long way from home. Yes it is along drive. About 12-13 hours now. I left aroud 2. Uh, no this afternoon. Visiting my brother. About 5 minutes from here I hope. No this is not my brother. No I dont know him. Ummmm because he fell down in front of me? Ummm to see if he was hurt. I really cant say, I mean he said something, but as his face was planted in the asphalt and the cigarette was crammed in his mouth, it could have been anything, but nothing I understood. Sorry no I am not trying to be smart, but I am tired, and I really couldnt undertand him.This is not real high on my to do list. Paintings. Yes they are mine. No I made them. They are Digital Paintings. Yes I paint them using my computer instead of paint like oils or acrylics. Yeah weird I know. Well after I paint them I print them out to canvas like regular painting. Just a bigger version of one you probably have at home. Ah hah. Ummm. Ahhhmn yeah its weird. But it is what I do. Uh huh, Yup, You want some help with the bleeding guy? OK. No problem. You too. Nite.
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 08:36:55 +0000
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