Flash poll: Whats the last thing the UPS Man brought you? Please enjoy this poem by Alice Persons. Can you relate??? Poem: Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man by Alice N. Persons, from Dont Be A Stranger. © Sheltering Pines Press, 2007. Reprinted with permission. Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man you bring me all the things I order are never in a bad mood always have a jaunty wave as you drive away look good in your brown shorts we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship youre like a cute boyfriend with great legs who always brings the perfect present (why, its just what Ive always wanted!) and then is considerate enough to go away oh, UPS Man, lets hop in your clean brown truck and elope ! ditch your job, Ill ditch mine lets hit the road for Brownsville and tempt each other with all the luscious brown foods — roast beef, dark chocolate, brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies Ill make you my mamas bourbon pecan pie well give all the packages to kind looking strangers live in a cozy wood cabin with a brown dog or two and a black and brown tabby Im serious, UPS Man. Lets do it. Where do I sign?
Posted on: Fri, 02 May 2014 14:08:42 +0000
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