Folks, if youre gonna have little kids from the neighborhood coming by this Halloween, dont be the house with the lame candy. You gotta get that good stuff. YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! Heres a list of my candy recommendations for the upcoming pseudo-holiday. Swixlers Baby Daddies Chomps (You may need a retailers license to purchase more than two of these at a time) Nutty Fuddies Skimpies Tit & Tats Supple Bars (Full size. Dont be a cheap ass.) Lemon Stikks Piddle Diddle UNTZ Minty Little Dicks Squiggle Worms Gummy Tum Tums Nilla Vanillies Unbelievable Knob Gobblers Chimp Nuts Mary Anne Letourneuxs Caramel Taffy Rings Crankies Baby Teeth Twisty-Nips ZUNGO (I think this might have been recalled though) Gretzkys Peanut Butter Pucks Gum in a Tube Andalusia Steam Fitters Local 51 Chocolate Crunch Bricks to Help Jimmys Middle Kid Get His Funny Nostril Fixed. (Its hard NOT to find these, am I right, people?) Short n Soft Baptism Brand Fennel Cakes Salty Sads Stimpamp Bampoyars (Check your local Luthianian market) Billys Crystals Slideouts Five Brothers of Dubious Lineage Presents: Milk Lips Sugar Animals The MTV Rad Bag Slam Gunk Sure (The toffee kind) Comagain? Roaranges Mandy Mandy Mandy Mandy Mandy Mandies These were the most highly recommended and popular candies that came to mind so theres no excuse to be handing out some other impostor generic candy this Halloween. Have a spooky one, you friggin weirdos.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 05:39:09 +0000
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