>> For all you wine lovers >> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Bottle of Merlot.......PRICELESS. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually >>>>>>> attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. >>>>>>> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, This is from the >>>>>>> gentleman who is seated over there....and indicated the sender with a >>>>>>> nod of his head. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the >>>>>>> man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was >>>>>>> lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it >>>>>>> to the gentleman. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a >>>>>>> Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 8 inches >>>>>>> in your pants...... >>>>>>> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in >>>>>>> return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him >>>>>>> to deliver it to the lady. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It read: Just to let you know things arent always what they appear >>>>>>> to be: >>>>>>> I have a Ferrari Maranello, >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a PorscheTurbo in my several garages; >>>>>>> I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in >>>>>>> Texas. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two >>>>>>> inches. >>>>>>> Just send the merlot back >>>> >>>> = >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >> >> > > > > > >
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 20:02:11 +0000