For the first time in six generations of the great Southern American Dynasty of Newman, we are a house without butter. Completely... out... of butter. I have embarrassed my ancestors, and I am ashamed that this has happened on my watch. Also, I am afraid I might have triggered the beginning of the apocalypse. As you know, in the Bible, butter=good times/no butter=bad times. My apologies to everyone for bringing on the end of the world, but I hope my confession gives you enough time to get your bug out bags ready. Goodbye, cruel world!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:40:20 +0000
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