For those of you feeling under the weather. I wrote this a couple of years back but it seems to fit still. Swine Flu A friend of mine felt rather poorly so he rang up the doctor, who said, dont come round here to the surgery, well diagnose you remotely instead. The doctor said, have you been coughing and sneezing and feeling quite hot. My friend said, yes and I have a sore throat. the doc said, thats swine flu youve got. He said, Do you have a neighbour who can nip to the chemist for you? Id better prescribe a bit extra, because shell need some of it too. He said, Stay inside for a fortnight, dont go to work, call the boss. Well send someone round to nail up your door, and mark it with a big cross. If you or your partner should die there, keep the body inside. A cart will come round to collect it, we dont charge, youll get a free ride. Those Tami flu pills, have some weird side effects. Theyre worse than the illness, you know. So if your nose is already running, you may as well go with the flow.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 17:33:08 +0000
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