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For those of you without kilts, here are a few alternatives for traditional Scottish dress. 1. You can get a kilt towel. Not only would this make you look awesome at the cocktail night, you will be the envy of all on beaches everywhere. 2. You can always sport the unofficial uniform of traditional Scottish neds. This would typically constitute a white tracksuit and a cap which goes up at a bizarre angle. Buckfast is a must-have accessory for this outfit. Google for ideas. 3. Scotland has an absurdly high level of both obesity and teen pregnancy. Either way, a pillow up the jumper may work. Combine with (2) for most effective results. 4. Anything with Irn Bru. 5. Just turn up in Black Tie but quite clearly wasted and reeking of whisky. Bow-ties should be askew and spill-stains clearly evident. Or, you know, just get a wee bit of tartan ribbon to add to your normal black tie ensemble works too.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 13:42:44 +0000

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