For thousands of year, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You dont get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, thats the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed............................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets......................-2 You leave the toilet seat up ...............................................-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty................+5 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.........-2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5 in the rain.....................................................................+8 but return with beer.........................................................-1 and no panty liners.........................................................-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................+1 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............... 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5 You pummel it with a six iron...........................................+10 Its her cat..................................................................... -40
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 06:17:07 +0000
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