Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gift they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida .. The first said, You know I had a big house built for Mama. The second said, And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her. The third said, And I had a large theater built in the house. The fourth said, You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she cant read anymore because she cant see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it. The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway. Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. But the thought was good. Thanks. Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, Ive lost my hearing, and Im nearly blind. Ill never use it. But thank you for the gesture just the same. Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much. Love, Mama
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 20:16:23 +0000