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#FridayFunny #JokeOfTheDay: A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your drivers license? Biker: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 3rd DUI. Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle? Biker: Its not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: Theres a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whos motorcycle is this? Biker: Its mine, officer. Heres the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if theres a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole this motorcycle and had a gun in the tool bag. Biker: Yeah, Ill bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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