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Frog Loan Joke A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief but takes a loan form out of her drawer. “May I please have your name?” The frog puffs himself up proudly. “Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger and I’m a friend of the bank manager.” Pattie’s eyes widen, but she continues filling in the application. “Mr. Jagger, you will need to secure the loan with some collateral.” “I have this,” the frog says and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall – bright pink and perfectly formed. continue reading--->imjussayyin/frog-loan-joke/
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 05:10:00 +0000

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