From Week 593 (2005), Jobs comforters -- things someone might say ostensibly to make another person feel better, but wouldnt exactly do the trick: Do they make you look fat? Absolutely not -- Im sure youd look way fatter without them. -- Russell Beland I hear the governor refused the stay of execution. Oh, boy, are you ever gonna eat well tonight! -- Chris Doyle At least with that look, nobodys going to think youre an airhead. -- Brendan Beary Aw, thats not true, I think your babys cute -- he looks like a little Woody Allen. (Monica Mikulski, Potomac) So what if you lost by 30 points -- even if youd lost by just 1, youd still be a loser. -- Art Grinath I know youre upset that your wife left you to be with a woman. But just think, those fantasies of yours are probably coming true right now! -- Kyle Hendrickson You think paying bail for your kid was expensive -- think of what that first year at Yale is doing to my bank account! -- Karen Shimansky More Jobs comforters tomorrow. Click Like on Style Invitational Ink of the Day to get classic Invite humor every day on your Facebook news feed. See the current Style Invitational weekly humor/wordplay contest, plus many previous ones, at washingtonpost/styleinvitational.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 14:57:30 +0000
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