Frontlining on Twitter IT was a Humpty Dumpty of a week with scrambled, boiled and poached the order of the day. Disappointingly, no one got the frying right! Soggy toast was all they could ‘cook’ up. Still, there are always those who will sizzle in the drizzle! From Shaduka to Vaseline, the rain to roll-on, Hummers to Dankie Botswanas... @bubbs07: I just wanna package some of this rain, take it to a bus at Monte Christo and send it to the North. @CrazyJInMyWorld: The Government must first find Shaduka before they can spy on us, don’t you all think so... #AgainstGovernmentSpying @DavidTocks: LoL! The Caprivians want to change the President’s second name, ‘Lucas’, to a local name... well, it’s only fair! @ThatDJHaf: What this country needs is more unemployed politicians... @kshikoti: Dillish and Maria making more appearances on these here streets and in local media than even (President) Pohamba himself... At Random @Willie_Stroke: You know your life is miserable when hating somebody makes you feel better. @Isnitched4Oreos: Inferiority complex is where haters go shopping... Tsk tsk tsk @VoteMavisVP: Nap Tweeps be the time of sour b*tches who were pushed into corners in their school lives and now feel the need to bully any and everything! @th_fish_ur: The sounds of Hummers and (the) sight of mattresses laid out on boundary walls, awwww rainy season is here... @Dinholazo: When did Vaseline become so expensive that people let earthquakes develop on their lips? Shuuu... Dankie Botswana @VenoRhona: Everything was perfect until I got squeezed inbetween two memes in the back of a Dankie Botswana. #ThisCantBeLife @TemusT: Feeling like I woke up in an Dankie Botswana. Not a nice feeling. Passing Shots @Tau_Amour: I dare a girl with drawn-on eyebrows to argue with me.. I’ll lick my thumb. @ThatAnnicaChick: All I know is (that) none of these egg accounts are of the real Humpty Dumpty... @khayadlanga: No water. Now I’ll find out if this roll-on really is effective for 48 hours – and so will the folks in meetings with me. – Compiled by Jean Sutherland (@JeanNamibian) from twitter
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 14:18:31 +0000
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