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Funny Facts About Engineers 1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy. 2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.20 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am. 3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers nationaldress and maggie national food.4. A normal person will fix the brokenthings but an engineer will first brake thatthing and than he would fix it. This is hislab work you don’t have nay right todisturb him.5. An engineer can build a car, space shipand they even can make time machine.However they just can’t build a relationshipwith a girl.6. Only engineer knows the value of 24.7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. Ifthere is no problem than they will createone and would start solving it.8. An engineer touches his car and phonemore than his girl, if he have. 9. Anengineer can have Dr. title but a doctorcan’t have Er. title.10. An engineer can derive any relationjust give them the final expression.11. Are you made of copper(CU) andtellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE.This ishow Engineers flirt.12. Non engineers have great mind,geniusmind , brilliant mind but an engineer nevermind.13. An engineers’s worst nightmareisteacher taking the class but not takingattendance.14. An engineer can finish his syllabus inone night.15. An Engineer knows nothing, but onlyan Engineer knows this.16. An Engineer will never sleep in nightand will never wake up in morning.17. An Engineer is the most innocentperson in front of his parents.18. Never argue with an engineer becausearguing with Engineers is like killingthemosquito on your cheek, you mightormight not kill it, but you’ll end up slappingyourself.19. The most common dialogue on theopening day of an engineering college is,“Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas nahi hain!”20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beerin his hand 21. There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 12:07:39 +0000

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