Funny! I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second week, I have no idea. I sometimes drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver. Life is short! Smile while you still have teeth. I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see. I don’t want to make anyone jealous but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Did you know chocolate makes your clothes shrink? I think I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a crap all week. Dealing with stupid people is like soccer. You can use your head but a swift kick is more effective. I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a lot of hand gestures. My bucket list: Ice Wine It’s hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight. My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke so I put my pay slip on the first slide. I’m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 03:38:52 +0000
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