Funny quotes -Talking is always positive. Thats why I talk too much. -Ive always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. -Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass thats twice as big as it needs to be. -I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of whats going on. -If people stand in a circle long enough, theyll eventually begin to dance. -If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? -My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. -Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. -I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, My dad can beat up your dad. Id say Yeah? When? -I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. -The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you dont drink in moderation. -He smiles so much, I dont think he has a central nervous system. -If you cant laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. -Why ruin a good story with the truth? -A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that. -If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is he homeless or naked? -Would a fly without wings be called a walk? -Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:46:01 +0000
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