Funny true story of the week. Husband and a friend drive to a hardware-related outlet (I wont name it for obvious reasons) and were served by a rather solidly built person in overalls whom they both thought was a man. As the transaction concluded, husbands friend, being of the old-school, said Thank you sir. To which the reply came Im not a sir, Im a woman. To which the friend replied - without drawing breath, or pausing to consider the diplomatic consequences - You should wear lipstick then, so we can tell. Dont wear lipstick either came the reply, moving towards them, at which point my husband stepped backwards, attempting to conceal the fact that he was laughing. But Ill pull my T shirt down and show you my tits. And grasping the neck of her T shirt, she did!
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 08:58:24 +0000
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