GOLDEN RULES FOR MY WOMAN. 1. My woman isnt allowed to pray silently neither should she pray in tongues. I want to know what you and God are up to. You might be praying to get another man! 2. My woman isnt allowed to defend another man when I’m talking about him. If I say he is a dumb ass, he is a dumb ass. She should say it with me, “He is a dumb ass”...........u get?? 3. My woman is allowed only 3 men in her life: Me, her father and brother. If you got 2 brothers, pick the youngest one! 4. My woman isnt allowed to talk to other men on phone. shaaa,on which deal??? If she calls 999 or any other customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up and try again! 5. My woman isnt allowed to spray perfume in public. Ive seen the T.V commercials. Those niggas come out of nowhere! 6. My woman isnt allowed to laugh laugh kwaaaaa at other peoples jokes even via social media. She has to send me the joke first and then we decide if it’s funny or not so we can laugh! 7. My woman is not allowed to go jogging around the house, exercise; What is she trying to do? Practice how she will run away from me.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:24:39 +0000