Ganders POLITICAL DICTIONARY ACORN - an organization of nuts who have this passion for fraud. AMERICANS - anyone born and residing in the US or who can jump the fence or can change their Kenyan birth certificate. AMNESTY - the act of creating millions upon millions of new voters at no cost to them, but great cost to us and jobs in America. ARMS - the ONLY defense against tyranical rule by power-hungry termites violating the law of the land. BARRACADE (also known as BARRYCADE) - something erected to try to convince Americans that shutdowns really, really hurts us. BENGHAZI - A place far, far away that no one wants to speak of, where four heros died while Obama was either sleeping, smoking crack cocaine, or cramming for his fundraising speech in Las Vegas the next morning. Its also a place where HiLIARy Clinton wants to forget- along with Vince Foster and 46 other dead bodies floating in her political wake - but then again, at this point, what does it matter?? BIDEN - plagiarism. BILL - this is a jumble of words that are not to be read until after it is passed (this is to ensure that we are not mixed up with the facts). BRIBE - used to be illegal but now done regualarly to buy votes for things such as Obamacare (eg. the Louisiana Purchase and the Cornhusker Kickback). BUMPER STICKER - a short saying for a candidate with a small IQ and a driver with a smaller one. BUREAUCRAT - someone UNelected and often hiding behind a telephone or bulletproof glass, who hide our elected officials and are accountable to noone but who dreams up practices, rules and laws for the rest of us. CAVE - the act of surrendering to a liar just to make him feel good and build his ego even bigger than it already is. CHRISTIANS - Obamas arch enemies who need to be spied on by the IRS, NSA and other govenment bodies to make sure that we dont read the Bible or pray in public or learn more about Jesus, so that we might give love and charity to the less fortunate- the least of these. CHRISTMAS - a day federal employees can get paid for not working but that is all. CONSERVATIVE - someone who loves his/her country and his/her inalienable rights, liberties and freedoms given to us by our Creator and guaranteed by our Constitution. CONGRESS - gutless, spineless snakes who enjoy doing the presidents bidding while getting blamed by him. CONSTITUTION - a document drafted and signed into law to PROTECT the citizenry from anything other than a pure and exact Republican form of government. CORPORATIONS - are businesses that grew too big for their britches and start acting arrogant, greedy and obnoxious like big government. CRUZ - common sense, steadfastness, optimism, true hope, spine and grit all rolled into one. 21 hours of Obamaless utopia. DEBT LIMIT - LOL. DEMOCRAT - someone who is gullible and allows the government to pull the wool over their eyes. ELECTIONS - used to verify that the polling was done accurately enough to sway the sheeple to the dark side. ELITISTS - lovers of money who could care less about preserving America and only care for the publics (thats us) attention. They strive only for power and money in the hopes of taking it with them when they stand before God. FAST N FURIOUS - Eric Holders actions to go hide when anyone mentions the innocent people killed with his and Obamas inept, bungled gun-running operation. GOD - A word NEVER to be used in schools or public grounds - unless used in vain. GOVERNMENT - an organization of individuals who think that the taxpayer is the enemy. They also believe that businesses who create jobs are a nuisance and pollute our air and rivers. HERO - EVERY Patriot who has unselfishly given life or limb for his/her country (the rest of us). HiLIARy - I dont recall Clinton. At this point, what difference does it make that 4 innocent heros died? (see Benghazi) HOLLYWOOD - Sodom and Gomorrah, the pit of despair, the dark pit of doom, hades- that raises up from its evil flames pretend people (actors) who also pretend to know whats wrong in Washington. They have no morals, no ethics and only want to sell us movie tickets so they can make more millions. There are a few good actors who seem to be immune from the dark side. HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES - a group of 435 men and women who bow to everything the senate tells them to do (EXCEPT for the GOOD ones who had backbone enough to try to save our Republic) who are: (these are the good guys) Aderholt Amash Amodei Bachmann Barr Barton Bentivolio Bishop (UT) Black Blackburn Brady (TX) Bridenstine Brooks (AL) Broun (GA) Bucshon Burgess Campbell Carter Cassidy Chabot Chaffetz Collins (GA) Collins (NY) Conaway Culberson Denham DeSantis DesJarlais Duffy Duncan (SC) Duncan (TN) Ellmers Farenthold Fincher Fleischmann Fleming Flores Forbes Foxx Franks (AZ) Garrett Gibbs Gingrey (GA) Gohmert Goodlatte Gosar Gowdy Granger Graves (GA) Graves (MO) Griffith (VA) Hall Harris Hartzler Hensarling Holding Hudson Huelskamp Huizenga (MI) Hultgren Hunter Hurt Johnson (OH) Johnson, Sam Jones Jordan King (IA) Kingston Labrador LaMalfa Lamborn Lankford Latta Long Lucas Luetkemeyer Lummis Marchant Marino Massie McCaul McClintock Meadows Messer Mica Miller (FL) Miller (MI) Mullin Mulvaney Neugebauer Noem Nugent Nunnelee Olson Palazzo Pearce Perry Petri Pitts Poe (TX) Pompeo Posey Price (GA) Radel Reed Renacci Rice (SC) Roby Roe (TN) Rogers (AL) Rohrabacher Rokita Rooney Ross Rothfus Royce Ryan (WI) Salmon Sanford Scalise Schweikert Scott, Austin Sensenbrenner Sessions Smith (MO) Smith (TX) Southerland Stewart Stockman Stutzman Thornberry Turner Wagner Walberg Walden Walorski Weber (TX) Wenstrup Westmoreland Williams Wilson (SC) Woodall Yoder Yoho IMPEACH - an act to remove the squatter-and-thief from the WH. However, it takes a Congress with spine. INALIENABLE - something from God that NO government or individual has a right to take away. IRS (Dept. of Treasury/FDIC) - an organization that takes our information and money and uses it to help the party who will get them even more money. They dont talk (except to plead the fifth) and blame two rouge agents in Cinncinnati for anything that they get caught doing. They are also now supposed to run Obamacare while theyre learning new dance steps and sipping on martinis in multi-thousand dollar presidential suites. They can misplace millions and millions of dollars and get away with it. Itll show up again probably paying for ads for a candidate for office. ISLAMISTS - Obamas best friends and allies. People we give arms to (bought with our hard-earned money) so that they can fight us later. People who kill us in the name of love. JOBS - those things we try to export on a daily basis. LIBERAL - someone taken over by the dark side who continually uses the government to get their sticky hands on our purse or wallet - a slug, a worm, a maggot, a leech or termite - things that feed off others. LOBBYIST - someone who gets paid everytime we buy a product or service and spends his time finding ways of using the government to get more money out of us. MATCHING FUNDS - is simply a way to get someone (states, counties, cities & towns) to spend their money on projects the federal government only wants to pay half of. (See also subsidies) MSM - Main Stream Media (the ones who want you to be interested in everything except what really matters). NEGOTIATION - the act of kissing the feet of the deceiver-and-thief. NEWS - according to the MSM, important things such as the gyrations of a half-naked, long tongued, painted up, big egoed far-from-modest humanoid look-alike. NEWSPAPERS - a dying breed that just doesnt die, similar to the common cold that just seems to linger on and on and on and on... They also condemn things like people causing pollution while theyre using oil-based inks and have vehicals driving around polluting the air and burning up our fossil fuels. NSA - a government body who illegaly (unless they made it legal now) snoop on non-suspecting citizens/neighbors and dig up dirt on law-abiding Americans (overlooking the liberals of course). PAYBACK - a tool used to repay campaign contributers with our money. It could also be a way of helping your family financially if your life insurance is paid up. OBAMA - a liar. To pull an Obama is to lie. OBAMACARE - a weapon of mass deception, a train wreck in slow motion. OFFEND - something Im not supposed to do to a liberal but he/she can do to me. OLD GLORY - more than cloth- a symbol to be respected, saluted and protected at all costs. PATRIOTS - walk the talk, protect the poor and needy, die for our great land and continue to even protect the right for others to speak out against this same land. PELOSI - the liars shadow who thinks we need to pass a bill before we should read whats in it. POLITICIANS - only talk the talk. POLITICS - the art and practice of getting all the power and money you can get your hands on without letting those who vote for you find out. POLLING - the act of asking questions in ways to accumulate desired results to show how stupid the Tea Party is and draw the sheeple to their side. PRESIDENT - without one now but waiting patiently for 2016 to elect one. (a Kenyan is squatting now in the WH but the FBI doesnt seem to care). REID - the liars other shadow. REVENUE - monies confiscated from us slaves and paupers. RINO - a traitor not worth wasting a vote on or wasting words with. I could list them but we already know who they are. ROAD RAGE - someone driving wildly to get to the next polling place to vote for the deceiver-and-thief again. SCANDALS - glitches in government to be ignored. SCOTUS - Supreme Court Of The United States - a group of 9 men/women chosen by presidents to tell him that what he is doing is okay (eg. with ACA, because its a tax). SECRET SERVICE - those charged with protecting the squatter-in-chief while he tears apart our Bill of Rights. SENATE - 100 politicians with big egos (EXCEPT those 18 who stood strong and did not cave-in to the occupant of the White House: (these are the good guys) Coburn (R-OK) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) Cruz (R-TX) Enzi (R-WY) Grassley (R-IA) Heller (R-NV) Johnson (R-WI) Lee (R-UT) Paul (R-KY) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Rubio (R-FL) Scott (R-SC) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) Toomey (R-PA) Vitter (R-LA) SHEEPLE - are those who dont think for themselves and gullibly believe everything theyre told and would sell their soul and children if told to do so. SHUTDOWN - the act of shutting down the non-essential part of government even though the debt continues to pile up and spending MORE money to put up barrycades. SMALL BUSINESS - the backbone of our country providing well over half of the workforce, creating jobs and real hope for our future. They also failed to get bailed out like the corporations, unless, of course, they donated money to the occupant of the WH. SPEND - a very popular hobby played in the US Capitol. SPIN - a lie (usually done by talking heads on news shows who make your head spin and spin and spin). SPINE - something rare in Washington today. STATES RIGHTS - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. SUBSIDIES - a way of using other peoples money to get someone else (states, counties, cities, towns or individuals) to do what you want. (see also matching funds). SURRENDER - a McConnell act. TABLE - not for negotiating but rather to pass favors back and forth underneath it. TALK SHOWS - about the ONLY place where you can hear some common sense anymore. TAX - a way to steal from the hard-working slaves without calling it stealing. (fees, licenses, charges, levies, assessments, etc. are other ways of politely stealing). Money belonging to the government thats still held by the sheeple. TEA PARTY - a group of patriots unafraid to exercise ALL 10 of their Constitutional rights and have the spine to back it up. TERM LIMITS - something I oppose but know we really need because of the gullible, sheeple voters... TRAITOR - someone who does a liberals work after being taken over by the dark side. TWO FACED - is the art of telling different groups of people (even opposing groups) what they want to hear (Clinton & Obama are masters at this). UNITED STATES - red and blue. VACATION - something necessary, but not worth it unless at least $100,000,000 is spent. VOTES - once held with high regard but now bought and sold with impunity. Politicians pile up votes whenever and whereever possible from make-believe people, dead people, votes from addresses that dont exist, non-US citizens, etc. Votes used to mean something. WHITE HOUSE (WH) - currently occupied by a squatter from Kenya and also a sly way of removing the blame from the occupant. Often times youll hear, for example, something like, The White House says that its Bushs fault. Copyright 2013 - louis gander / The person to sue for liable for this dictionary (you know, the guy who lost his whole lifes work because you ( liberals in government) artificially inflated - through progressive means - the values of real estate and housing, deceived and lied- and then pulled the rug out from under us homeowners & investors while bailing out the guilty, greedy banking, insurance and automotive industries. (And NO, I did not flip houses). Good luck getting any money. You already have it all. (PLEASE ADD MORE DEFINITIONS IF YOU WISH)
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