Garikgik Sin Sirok Di Kamaelawan Jokes ROBOT FOR SALE: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, I did some homework. The robot slaps the son. The son says, Ok, Ok, I was at a friends house watching movies. Dad asks, What movie did you watch? Son says, Toy Story. The robot slaps the son. Son says, Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn. Dad says, What? At your age I didnt even know what p*rn was. The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, Well, he certainly is your son. The robot slaps the mother. PASSWORD A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, Put MYP*NIS and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, Error. Not long enough. OH BOY! A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, Why is your stomach so big? She replied, Im having a baby. With big eyes, he asked, Is the baby in your stomach? She said, He sure is. Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, Is it a good baby? She said, Oh, yes. Its a real good baby. With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... Then why did you eat him? COOKING AND DRIVING A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. Careful, he said, CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! Youre cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? Theyre going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when youre cooking! Never turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Dont forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT! The wife stared at him. What in the world is wrong with you? You think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs? The husband calmly replied, I just wanted to show you what it feels like when Im driving. LITTLE JOHNNYS RIDDLE TEACHER: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here thats round red and good to eat? SARAH: an apple? TEACHER: No its a tomato but youre thinking. TEACHER: I have something here thats yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? MICHAEL: A banana? TEACHER: No its a pear but youre thinking. LITTLE JOHNNY: Teacher, I have a riddle. TEACHER: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. LITTLE JOHNNY: I have something in my pocket thats round, hard and has a head on it? TEACHER: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. LITTLE JOHNNY: Its a nail, but youre thinking. .....hehehehe HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE!!
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 11:47:13 +0000
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