> Get Out Of The Car! > This is a true account recorded in the Police > Log of Sarasota, Florida: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, > upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of > leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and > drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her > lungs, I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT > OF THE CAR!... The four men didnt wait for a second > threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to > load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into > the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she could not > get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then > she realized why. It was for the same reason she had > wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two > 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car > parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags > into the car and drove to the police station to report her > mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story > couldnt stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of > the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car > jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less > than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying > a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story: If youre going to have a seniormoment...make it memorable!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:03:41 +0000
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