!!!Get to Know the Enemy!!! - Did you know Jean-Claude Van Damme is from Belgium? Doesnt that just make you hate Belgium? - All of Belgiums THREE captains are defenders. Why does a team need three captains? I hate them. - Belgians dont even have their own language. They just use other peoples languages. (OK - Americans are guilty of that too I guess. Dont think about that). - Belgium has a young forward, Adnan Januzaj, who is a notorious diver. Hes been yellowed carded more than anyone else in the Premier League for Simulation. What a putz! I hate him. And hes only 19 which makes it worse somehow (I dont know how). - Did you know that brussel sprouts are from Belgium? Thanks Belgium! Thanks for forcing millions of American kids to sit at dinner tables for hours upon hours because they cant stand to eat your stupid vegatable! God I hate Belgium. - The EU is headquartered in Belgium. So that pretty much makes it a terrible place. - I thought the only good thing about Belgium was its waffles (which I love) but then I read the official Wikipedia page on Belgian Waffles and found out that BELGIAN WAFFLES DONT EXIST IN BELGIUM!!! Are you kidding me? It was all a lie? Which means Belgium has absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever. (except beer) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_waffle So basically the moral here is that Belgium is terrible and I cant wait until Tuesday for America to destroy them. After that I will celebrate with some AMERICAN waffles and some french fries (which are Belgian). More reasons to hate Belgium here: pethatesblog.wordpress/2013/03/19/belgium-is-the-strangest-country-in-the-world/
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 01:15:12 +0000
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