Ghost with Payrick Swayze is on telly. If ghosts do exist then how cool is that. When I eventually pop my clogs Im not going to the light for ages. Im going to haunt every single one of those people that screwed me over. Im going to start making a list of who to haunt. 1. Solicitors 2. Bad paying tenants who trashed my properties 3. A certain child abductor 4. ANYONE who works in the council tax or housing benefit department 5. The guy that thought a 50mph average speed check all the way from Leeds to Manchester for years on end was a good idea. schmuck. I think thats it. Although Im sure it could be up being quite a long list. I mean, if youre dead and you come back as a ghost, whats a few years haunting people going to matter? Youd get to see all the latest films, court side seats at the Lakers, and loads more. For the record, I expect to be 132 before I pop my clogs, but still - Im going to start writing that list.
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 21:36:03 +0000