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God said, Adam, I want you to do something for me. Adam said, gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do? God said, go down into that valley. Adam asked, whats a valley? God explained it to him. Then God said, cross the river. Adam asked, whats a river? God explained that to him, and then said, go over to the hill.... Adam asked, what is a hill? So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, on the other side of the hill you will find a cave. Adam asked, whats a cave? After God explained, he said, in the cave you will find a woman. Adam asked, whats a woman? So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, I want you to reproduce. Adam asked, how do I do that? God first said (under his breath), Geez..... And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, what is it now? And Adam said.... * * (YOURE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!) * * * * * Whats a headache?
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