Going to preface this story with: If you have never seen me completely without makeup, we are not close enough friends for you to show me your surgical scars and tell me intimate details of your health issues. Period. (I can count on 1 hand the people that are qualified.) As I was loading groceries in my car this afternoon at the HEB on 32nd, a dear lady of questionable mental facilities, came up and started loading groceries in her car parked next to me...Then the fun began. I was minding my own business, not talking and she starts telling me how she has lost 300lbs in 13 months with surgery and almost died and she is praising her good blessings and telling me how her skin drew up nice and you cant tell and her stomach is flat - she has told me all of this and not taken a breath. THEN, dear readers, she proceeds to pull her pants AND her SPANX down to show me her scar that runs from her pubic bone to her sternum!!!!! I am trying not to look and she is demanding I see how nice her stomach looks. Dear LAWD in Heaven just guide her to get in her car and leave!!!! She finally did and never stopped talking. Was still talking as she drove off. Honestly, do I look like the kind of person that you should confide in and and show your particulars to in a public parking lot??????? This is a true story, I cannot make this weirdness up.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 21:29:49 +0000
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