Good Morning its another lovely morning here in Burnley.Its Wednesday and Im off to the gym after dropping Steven at work before we have another Jolly Boys Outing with Bob,Tony and Trelly to Sycamore Farm for lunch...when I was typing that I was thinking which character would we all play in Fools and Horses and then it came to me..Bob would be Boysie cos he has a posh car compared to the rest of us..Tony would be Rodney cos he can be a bit of a plonker...just kidding Tony...Trelly would be DelBoy cos he looks like a bit of a dodgy dealer...and I would be Trigger cos Im the brains of the outfit....lol Anyway Im looking forward to meeting up with the guys again and reliving old memories and making some new ones.. The latest and possibly the daftest football story this morning is that YaYa Toure could be on his way from Manciteh according to his agent because he does not feel appreciated enough...So giving someone 300k a week isnt showing them that you value them...on second thoughts...Toure and his agent are Rodneys cos they are both plonkers...this is because the club did not buy him a birthday cake...diddums...what a soft git he is...The players all sang Happy birthday to him as it was his birthday when they were playing a friendly in the Middle East last week and presented him with a cake...If I were his bosses now I would buy him an out of day cake from Asda and present him with it and his P45...sometimes you despair at some of the stories that come out about these pampered footballers...he should try working for a living.. Burnley of course are being linked with every Tom Dick and Harriet that has been released by a Premier League club and some fans are panicking on Claretsmad message board because we have not signed anyone yet.this happens every year and even though you explain that all footballers who are out of contract are still being paid till the end of June by their clubs so why sign them now and start paying them before that date.I know from what the manager says they have got some deals already in the pipeline ready for completion so lets wait and see.. I am off to start my day now...have a great day everyone and lets be careful out there and hope this hotspell doesnt end anytime soon...Up the Clarets. A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, theres an ad for gorilla removers. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says hell be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. hes got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. What are you going to do? the homeowner asks. Im going to put this ladder up against the roof, then im going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let them go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the van. So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner. Whats the shotgun for? asks the homeowner. If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the damn dog!
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 04:56:21 +0000
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