Good morning FB friends and family!!! I just feel a need to pass on some simple Cracker logic. Yall ever heard of Fantasy Football??? Well I have a new game called, Fantasy American Government!!!...Heres how it works...I have listed my picks in order of the Presidential Line of Succession (yes I read up on this shiz)....all you have to do is agree or make changes as you see fit and we can all live in a dream land together (kinda like the Government does already)....So, without further ado....here are the Cracker picks: POTUS- Phil Robertson The Duck Commander VP- Ben Stein Speaker of the House- Cheech Marin Sec of State- Tony Dungy Sec of Treasury- Donald J. Trump Sec of Defense- R. Lee Ermey Attorney General- Sheriff Joe Arpaio Sec of Interior- Martha Stewart Sec of Ag- Adam Putnam (Gotta have a Polk County boy in there) Sec of Commerce- Medellin Drug Cartel (the boys can move shiz) Sec of Labor- Jimmy Buffett Sec of Health & Human Services- Silas Robertson Sec of Housing- Bob Vila Sec of Transportation- Dale Earnhardt Jr Sec of Energy- The Energizer Bunny Sec of Education- Maya Angelou Sec of Vet Affairs- Toby Keith Sec of Homeland Security- Ted Nugent Well, there you are folks, I obviously have too much time on my hands...lol...Hope yall have a LOVELY day!!!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 11:13:21 +0000
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